Controls
WASD/Arrow Keys for movement
E - Interact
Z - Skip/Next Dialogue (when appropriate :p)



Made for New Wierd Game Jam 07/26

I sat and thought to myself, what are the best things in the world; what would be an ideal dream. I came up with cigarettes, giant crabs, and a cryptic crossword. I also added colours being unlocked to be seen over time as a bit of a stretch to myself and it is nowhere near perfect!

Please enjoy all the jank and image artifacts.

1000 bonus points to whoever solves the mystery of the ?missing ?cow.



Credits:
My sister - Giant crab art (and any other art which is not a bit rubbish)

Pixabay - bunch of random SFX

Christiano Leone - Blue room and dating-sim music - https://cristiano-leone-ost.itch.io/freeloficozy



PSA
UPDATE UNITY MORE THAN ONCE EVERY 3 YEARS SO YOU DONT GO MAD OVER WEBGL LIKE ME!!!!!!!

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